{"id":46979,"date":"2026-04-28T01:01:34","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T08:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/?p=46979"},"modified":"2026-04-28T01:09:02","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T08:09:02","slug":"san-diego-dead-whale-ocean-permit-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego-dead-whale-ocean-permit-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"San Diego Officials Monitoring Dead Whale To Determine If It Needs A Permit To Be In Ocean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ENCINITAS, CA \u2014 San Diego officials confirmed Monday they are closely monitoring a dead whale floating off the coast of San Elijo State Beach to determine whether the animal has secured the proper permits to be in the ocean.<\/p>\n<p>According to several agencies standing near clipboards, the whale appeared to be occupying coastal waters without displaying a visible ocean-use placard, temporary marine presence sticker, or laminated proof that it had paid the required coastal impact fee. Any large species that attracts a large crowd of sharks and other sea life requires a permit according to San Diego County officials.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re not saying the whale is in violation,\u201d one official said while staring at the Pacific like it was a zoning map. \u201cWe\u2019re simply saying that anytime something large, unexpected, and extremely inconvenient appears near Encinitas, there is a process.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>City staff said next steps may include a marine assessment, environmental review, neighborhood feedback session, and three follow-up meetings to decide who should schedule the first meeting. Officials also reminded residents that patience is essential during any situation involving tides, paperwork, or Encinitas people seeing something unusual.<\/p>\n<p>At press time, the whale remained offshore, making it one of the few things in San Diego currently occupying coastal space without paying $4,200 a month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>San Diego officials are reportedly monitoring a dead whale off Encinitas to determine whether it has the proper permits to be in the ocean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46978,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_yoast_wpseo_focuskw":"","_yoast_wpseo_title":"","_yoast_wpseo_metadesc":"","_yoast_wpseo_linkdex":"","_yoast_wpseo_content_score":"60","nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-33","no-featured-image-padding"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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