{"id":7316,"date":"2026-04-17T22:57:03","date_gmt":"2026-04-18T05:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/?page_id=7316"},"modified":"2026-04-19T23:10:24","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T06:10:24","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/","title":{"rendered":"SanDiegoHumor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<section class=\"gb-element alignfull gb-element-sect010\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-inn010\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-hero001\">\n<div class=\"gb-element-hero002 gb-element\">\n<span class=\"gb-text gb-text-hero003\">San Diego&#8217;s funniest blog<\/span>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"gb-text gb-text-hero004\">The <em style=\"color:#E35A2B;font-style:italic;font-weight:500\">funny<\/em> side<br>of San Diego.<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-hero005\">Local stories, weekend picks, merch, and totally real San Diego satire \u2014 from Pacific Beach to Escondido.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-hero006\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-hero007\" href=\"#sdh-blog\">\n<span class=\"gb-text-hero008 gb-text\">Read the blog \u2192<\/span>\n<\/a>\n\n\n\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-hero009\" href=\"https:\/\/shop.sandiegohumor.com\">\n<span class=\"gb-text-hero010 gb-text\">Shop<\/span>\n<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-query-fqry001 gb-query\"><div class=\"gb-looper-flpr001 gb-looper\">\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-flpi001 post-5438 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-local-insights category-san-diego tag-featured tag-local-insights infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-flpe001\" aria-label=\"18 San Diego Life Hacks Every Local Should Know\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-93f974a6\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego-life-hacks\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/innout.webp\" class=\"gb-image-93f974a6\" alt=\"in n out burger and soda\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/innout.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/innout-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/innout-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-flpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-flpe003\">\n<span class=\"gb-text-flpt002 gb-text\">July 14, 2024<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"gb-text gb-text-flpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego-life-hacks\/\">18 San Diego Life Hacks Every Local Should Know<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-flpt004\">San Diego offers an abundance of unique experiences and hidden gems waiting to be discovered. Whether you&#8217;re a long-time local or a recent transplant, mastering the art of living in<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n\n<section class=\"gb-element alignfull gb-element-sect050\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-inn050\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-news001\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-news002\">\n<span class=\"gb-text gb-text-news003\">\ud83d\udc1d Every Thursday<\/span>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-news004\">Get the <em style=\"color:#E8A93C;font-style:italic;font-weight:500\">Local Buzz.<\/em><br>Every Thursday.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-news005\">Weekly memes, funny local stories, weekend events, and deals \u2014 delivered to your inbox. Join thousands of San Diegans who start their weekend with a laugh.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-news006\">\n<div class=\"ml-embedded\" data-form=\"hVul2L\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n\n<section class=\"gb-query alignfull gb-query-bqry001\" id=\"sdh-blog\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-inn020\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blog001\">\n<div class=\"gb-element-blog002 gb-element\">\n<span class=\"gb-text gb-text-blog003\">Latest<\/span>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blog004\">From the <em style=\"color:#E35A2B;font-style:italic;font-weight:500\">blog<\/em><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blog005\" href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego\/\">\n<span class=\"gb-text-blog006 gb-text\">View all posts \u2192<\/span>\n<\/a>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-looper gb-looper-blpr001\">\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-46988 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-local-insights category-san-diego infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Top Things To Do This Weekend in San Diego: May 1 to May 3\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/things-to-do-this-weekend-san-diego-may-1-3-2026\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-29-things-to-do-weekend-may-1-3.webp\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Things to do this weekend in San Diego with food festivals, concerts, sports, and local events\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-29-things-to-do-weekend-may-1-3.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-29-things-to-do-weekend-may-1-3-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-29-things-to-do-weekend-may-1-3-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 30, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/things-to-do-this-weekend-san-diego-may-1-3-2026\/\">Top Things To Do This Weekend in San Diego: May 1 to May 3<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">San Diego is wasting zero time getting into May. This weekend has food festivals, Padres baseball, live orchestra Star Wars, zoo drinks, soccer at Snapdragon, Riverdance, and a street fair<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-46972 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-local-insights category-san-diego infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Top things to do this weekend in San Diego \u2013 April 24 to April 26\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-24-to-april-26-2026\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-22-weekend-guide.jpg\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Golden hour view of Balboa Park in San Diego with spring flowers for a weekend events roundup\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-22-weekend-guide.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-22-weekend-guide-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-blog-2026-04-22-weekend-guide-768x431.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 23, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-24-to-april-26-2026\/\">Top things to do this weekend in San Diego &#8211; April 24 to April 26<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">If this weekend in San Diego had a personality, it would be the friend who says, &#8220;Let&#8217;s keep it chill,&#8221; then somehow drags you to flowers in Balboa Park, live<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-45074 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-local-insights category-san-diego infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Best Things to Do for Cinco de Mayo in San Diego\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026-v2.webp\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Cinco de Mayo scene in Old Town San Diego with tacos margaritas and papel picado\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026-v2.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026-v2-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026-v2-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 19, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/cinco-de-mayo-san-diego-2026\/\">Best Things to Do for Cinco de Mayo in San Diego<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">How to do Cinco de Mayo in San Diego in 2026, from Fiesta Old Town and Barrio Logan to Gaslamp and Pacific Beach.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-44999 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-local-insights category-san-diego infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Top things to do this weekend in San Diego \u2013 April 17 to April 19\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-17-to-april-19-2026\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cypress-hill-petco-park-featured.webp\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Cypress Hill concert at Petco Park in San Diego at night\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cypress-hill-petco-park-featured.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cypress-hill-petco-park-featured-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/cypress-hill-petco-park-featured-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 16, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-17-to-april-19-2026\/\">Top things to do this weekend in San Diego \u2013 April 17 to April 19<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">This weekend in San Diego is weird in a good way. Cypress Hill is turning Petco Park into a giant smoke-cloud rap show, The Notebook is making people cry downtown,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-7572 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-san-diego tag-eat-drink infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Best Ramen in San Diego\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/best-ramen-in-san-diego\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/best-ramen-san-diego.webp\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Bowl of tonkotsu ramen with soft boiled egg chashu pork and nori\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/best-ramen-san-diego.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/best-ramen-san-diego-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/best-ramen-san-diego-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 6, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/best-ramen-in-san-diego\/\">Best Ramen in San Diego<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">From Michelin-recognized Menya Ultra to the smoky depths of Nishiki&#8217;s Smoke Bomb Black, here are the 10 best ramen shops in San Diego.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-blpi001 post-44962 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-san-diego tag-eat-drink infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe001\" aria-label=\"Top things to do this weekend in San Diego \u2013 April 10 to April 12\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-2e871093\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-10-to-april-12\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/things-to-do-san-diego-april-10-12-2026.webp\" class=\"gb-image-2e871093\" alt=\"Petco Park at sunset during a Friday night Padres game\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/things-to-do-san-diego-april-10-12-2026.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/things-to-do-san-diego-april-10-12-2026-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/things-to-do-san-diego-april-10-12-2026-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-blpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-blpt002 gb-text\">April 6, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/top-things-to-do-this-weekend-in-san-diego-april-10-to-april-12\/\">Top things to do this weekend in San Diego &#8211; April 10 to April 12<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-blpt004\">The Padres are back home against Colorado this weekend, which is always a good time at Petco Park (the Rockies tend to bring out the offense). But the real story<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n\n<section class=\"gb-query alignfull gb-query-sqry001\" id=\"sdh-satire\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-inn030\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-satr001\">\n<div class=\"gb-element-satr002 gb-element\">\n<span class=\"gb-text gb-text-satr003\">\u26a1 Satire<\/span>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"gb-text gb-text-satr004\">Totally real <em style=\"color:#E8A93C;font-style:italic;font-weight:500\">San Diego news<\/em><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-satr005\" href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/category\/satire\/\">\n<span class=\"gb-text-satr006 gb-text\">View all satire \u2192<\/span>\n<\/a>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-looper gb-looper-slpr001\">\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-46984 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"California Balances Budget After CHP Discovers Every Driver On I-5 Is Speeding\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/california-balances-budget-chp-i5-speeding\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-i5-cash-bag.webp\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"Satirical San Diego freeway scene showing a generic traffic officer with a radar gun and a large bag of cash on I-5.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-i5-cash-bag.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-i5-cash-bag-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-i5-cash-bag-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">April 29, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/california-balances-budget-chp-i5-speeding\/\">California Balances Budget After CHP Discovers Every Driver On I-5 Is Speeding<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt004\">California officials reportedly solved the budget after discovering every driver on I-5 was technically speeding.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-46979 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"San Diego Officials Monitoring Dead Whale To Determine If It Needs A Permit To Be In Ocean\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego-dead-whale-ocean-permit-satire\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/dead-whale-permit-1024.jpg\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"Satirical image of officials monitoring a dead whale off the San Diego coast for a permit inspection\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/dead-whale-permit-1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/dead-whale-permit-1024-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/dead-whale-permit-1024-768x431.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">April 28, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/san-diego-dead-whale-ocean-permit-satire\/\">San Diego Officials Monitoring Dead Whale To Determine If It Needs A Permit To Be In Ocean<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt004\">San Diego officials are reportedly monitoring a dead whale off Encinitas to determine whether it has the proper permits to be in the ocean.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-45007 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"Padres Fans Can Now Finance Game-Night Parking in 4 Easy Klarna Payments\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/padres-fans-can-now-finance-game-night-parking-in-4-easy-klarna-payments\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-klarna-phone-v3.webp\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"Padres fan looking stressed while paying expensive Petco Park parking with Klarna on phone\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-klarna-phone-v3.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-klarna-phone-v3-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-klarna-phone-v3-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">April 17, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/padres-fans-can-now-finance-game-night-parking-in-4-easy-klarna-payments\/\">Padres Fans Can Now Finance Game-Night Parking in 4 Easy Klarna Payments<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt004\">As San Diego game-night parking near Petco Park hits $10 an hour, Padres fans can now hypothetically split the pain into four easy Klarna payments.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-44990 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"Local Finance Bros Flip Padres Puffer Vests for 300% Return Before 3rd Inning\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/local-finance-bros-flip-padres-puffer-vests-before-3rd-inning\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-puffer-vest-chaos-v2.webp\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"Padres fans wearing and holding giveaway puffer vests in a crowded Petco Park concourse\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-puffer-vest-chaos-v2.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-puffer-vest-chaos-v2-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-padres-puffer-vest-chaos-v2-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">April 15, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/local-finance-bros-flip-padres-puffer-vests-before-3rd-inning\/\">Local Finance Bros Flip Padres Puffer Vests for 300% Return Before 3rd Inning<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt004\">A Padres giveaway night at Petco Park quickly became a resale frenzy as local finance bros flipped free puffer vests to cover San Diego game-night parking.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-44971 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire tag-eat-drink infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"NASA Astronauts Return from Moon to Find San Diego Has Issued Them a $75 Parking Ticket\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/nasa-artemis-2-astronauts-san-diego-parking-ticket\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-artemis2-parking-ticket.webp\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"NASA Orion capsule splashes down in Pacific Ocean off San Diego and receives a parking ticket\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-artemis2-parking-ticket.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-artemis2-parking-ticket-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/sdh-artemis2-parking-ticket-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">April 6, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt003\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/nasa-artemis-2-astronauts-san-diego-parking-ticket\/\">NASA Astronauts Return from Moon to Find San Diego Has Issued Them a $75 Parking Ticket<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"gb-text gb-text-slpt004\">Four astronauts returning from the first crewed lunar flyby in 53 years splash down off San Diego \u2014 only to find the city has issued a $75 Coastal Aquatic Parking Zone fee for their Orion capsule.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n\n<article class=\"gb-loop-item gb-loop-item-slpi001 post-7634 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-satire infinite-scroll-item generate-columns tablet-grid-50 mobile-grid-100 grid-parent grid-33 no-featured-image-padding\">\n<a class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe001\" href=\"http:\/\/post_url\" aria-label=\"In-N-Out Employees Enlist at San Diego Airport to Serve Up Efficient Line Management During TSA Meltdown\"><figure class=\"gb-block-image gb-block-image-1f23c2e8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/in-n-out-employees-san-diego-airport-tsa-line-management\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sdh-innout-tsa-airport.webp\" class=\"gb-image-1f23c2e8\" alt=\"In-N-Out employees helping manage TSA lines at San Diego airport\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sdh-innout-tsa-airport.webp 1024w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sdh-innout-tsa-airport-300x168.webp 300w, https:\/\/sandiegohumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sdh-innout-tsa-airport-768x431.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/a>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe002\">\n<div class=\"gb-element gb-element-slpe003\">\n\n\n<span class=\"gb-text-slpt002 gb-text\">March 24, 2026<\/span>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"gb-text 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