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Groundhog Day Report: While East Coast Gets More Winter, San Diego Gets 48 More Weeks of Perfect Weather
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — In a moment that shocked absolutely no one west of Arizona, the Groundhog Day forecast confirmed that the East Coast ...
San Diego Rents Drop For the First Time Since 2010; Landlords Begin GoFundMe Campaigns To Cope With Trauma
San Diego landlords woke up this week to the horrifying news that rents have, for the first time in 15 years, dropped by ...
Balboa Park Rolls Out New Museum Exhibit: Empty Parking Lots
Balboa Park, never one to miss an artistic opportunity, has debuted its boldest new installation yet: “The Museum of Empty Parking Lots.” As ...
FAA Flight Cuts Leave Tourists Heroically Coping With Perfect 70° San Diego Weather
SAN DIEGO — As the FAA slashes flights nationwide, thousands of tourists at San Diego International Airport are bravely enduring the unspeakable hardship ...
San Diego Parking Enforcement Issues Parking Ticket to Plane During Emergency Landing
In what critics are calling a ‘bold new chapter in city revenue generation,’ San Diego Parking Enforcement issued a $68 citation Monday to ...
Bird Dropping and Sea Lion Stench at La Jolla Cover Overpowering Tijuana Sewage Stench
SAN DIEGO, CA – La Jolla Cove is known for its stunning views, high-end shopping, and foul smells from the local wildlife. Lately, the ...
San Diego City Council Balances $37 Trillion Federal Debt With Recent Parking Increases
This week, the San Diego City Council voted 5-2 to approve a sweeping set of changes to parking fee rules. The latest in ...
MLS Mulls Official Fan Cage Fights: “Winner Gets Free Tacos and Bail Money”
In a bold move to embrace what fans call the “true SoCal derby spirit,” Major League Soccer reportedly floated a new initiative: official ...
San Diego To Solve Budget Crisis By Selling Naming Rights to Each Pothole
Facing a $31 million budget hole and rapidly dwindling reserves, the City of San Diego announced this week an innovative plan to sell ...
New Monopoly Game Features $1 Million Starter Loans For Accurate California Experience
Hasbro is bringing board games into the brutal reality of the California housing market with their latest release, Monopoly: California Dreamin’ Edition. Gone ...